18 NAMAZING TRUE FACTS

18 NAMAZING TRUE FACTS

1. the name stuart descsnded from s'twart
2. if you tickle a lobster, you don't
3. john cena was the name of the first person who invented music
4. people without assholes are called clatterfarts
5. there is an 88% chance that when aliens are asked to choose an earth font, they choose comic sans
6. pregnant women can't poop because their fetus absorbs all of their nutrients
7. pregnant men, however, lose all of their digestive system
8. there is no such thing as a cat with 2 nipples and 1 babby
9. when forced to touch a metal dong, 92% of people will think it's a robot hand and hold it
10. the shape of a heart was actually based on the bloodsplatters of the first person who died
11. sir joshua p. dog invented the dog
12. a group of white people is called a flock of honkies
13. cats descended from horses, and can still be ridden
14. spiders bodies are inside out
15. death by glamour was the first song ever written
16. granola was invented by crushing fleas and dust and sprinkling it with sugar
17. australia didn't exist until 2003
18. any given person has about 5 children, including your daughter