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i'm straight i want children someday actually i'm normal\ doing things is not as hard as you think do your dishes it's ok to enjoy childish things as long as you do not uhhhh... uhh.... i don't know what doth life
EGO DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE: AN EDIBLES STORY
As idiotic as I've proven myself to be, I unintentionally reach new heights of dumbassery about every month or so. This is my most recent escapade.
A few days ago I thought it would be a good idea to get high and look at the full moon on a hill a good 20 minute bus ride away from where I lived. At 7:10 I ate a weed cookie which contained 1.5 grams of the Devil's lettuce. At 8:10, on a hilltop and cold as balls, I was not feeling it so I ate another one. Then I felt it. Gradually over maybe 20 minutes it started hitting. I hadn't expected it to be cold that night so I'd only brought a shawl. The prickliness of the wind on my skin felt so odd.
jesus fucking christ
i go take a 4 month long shit and come back and the site looks retarded
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summer of 2018. took a day off work to see a gastroenterologist which i'd been begging my doctor to refer me to for years on account of my particularly erratic bowels. ge asks me whether i have any family history of bowel problems. i let loose. bowel cancer, crohns, ibs, colitis, you name it. ge schedules a colonoscopy. happened 8 weeks after i'd expected it to happen, but hey. better late than never.
on january 16th i wake up with a giddiness in my stomach and exlax induced diarrhea. i take the purgodan at 9:00. for an hour everything was peachy keen. like a doe with the vaguest sense of calm before the storm, i waited with bated breath on
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